Playing Around with Christmas
The range of topics one can jest about is vast and Christmas offers no exception. So here are some question-answer jokes about the holiday that you can enjoy with your children--while offering them the chance for some interesting word play
Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct?
A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said, "No L!"
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it "soots" him!
Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
