For people who love words, puns can be a delight.

Here's a sampling that may bring a smile to your lips.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.